My view of Shohei completing his tour of the bases in the 7th inning last night. I love how it wasn’t so exciting that the guy in front of me forgot to grab his girl’s ass!

The Dodgers swept the Giants last night, but the big news was the dam has been burst, the ice has broken, Shohei Ohtani is a virgin no more! His homer not only earned him a sunflower seed shower, but also made the difference in a tight game as we edged San Francisco, 5-4.

Tyler Glasnow was great again through five innings. He hit a snag in the 6th, but managed to get out of it with the lead intact, thanks to heads-up defense by Mookie Betts, Max Muncy & Freddie Freeman.

Every guy in our lineup got on base, and Miguel Rojas hit his second homer of the year. (We need to rename the area at the end of the left-field line Miggywood!)

But the big news was, it finally happened. What the world has been waiting for. Shohei started earning some of that gazillion dollars they’re paying him with a beautiful bomb to center-right. (The goon squad immediately collected the girl who got the ball in the Right Field Pavilion and ushered her into the depths of Dodger Stadium, pay-day imminent!)

It wasn’t just the end of his dry spell, it was also what proved to be the game-winner, after Daniel Hudson dealt Jorge Soler a pitch he knocked into the Left Field stands in the 8th.

With another Evan Phillips save, we sewed up the sweep and finished the home stand 6-1 and in 1st place!

MY SCORECARDS
Game 9: LAD 5-SF 4