Archives for the month of: May, 2013

Hilda ChesterDa bums are back!?! I tawt I seen da last of dese joiks!

It wouldn’t hoit to win one once in a while, ya trolley-dodgin’ ninks!

Droppin’ tree straight to da snakes!?! Who da ya tink youse are? Da Pittsboig Buckos!

My sister brings home more guys dan youse, and she’s a flippin’ nun!

A whole new bloo, my aunt’s fannie! Just a whole new boo hoo hoo!

ImageWhile his boss, Stan Kasten, was on the pregame show saying, “We’re just off to a slow start,” (Ya think?) Matt Kemp was keeping things in perspective.

Learning that there was a young Dodger fan in the San Francisco audience who was dying of cancer, Matt went over after the game and met the kid, taking the jersey off his back and the shoes off his feet and giving them to him.

Even after having been swept by the Giants, Matt said, “Some people have to face much worse in their lives.”

imageA Whole New Blue is right! I can’t remember the last time the Dodgers were in the basement all alone.

I got a kick out of how Manager Don Mattingly said how happy he was with the team’s playing in San Francisco, and then Matt Kemp is like, “We got swept! That’s not good!”

Well, last night was even worse. C’mon, you guys!