ZorroI feel like crying right now. Today has been a bad day. The Dodgers lost twice!

The only thing that makes the world brighter is my beautiful chihuahua, Zorro. Who could be sad and hopeless looking at this spectacular face?

I urge all Dodger fans to think of this photo each time the team loses or sucks, which means, at this rate, every day.

I feel sorry for the guys, because I like them all so much, and I know they can do and have done so much better than this in the past. All I can do now is wince every time I see those billboards touting “A Whole New Blue.” I think that’s called hubris, and the joke will stare us in the face all season.