Dodgers pitcher Ted Lilly gave up two home runs in the first inning.

Dodgers pitcher Ted Lilly gave up two home runs in the first inning.

Needless to say, I wasn’t wearing my earrings last night. Holy cow! Ted Lilly got spanked right off the bat!

I blame the fans. Where the hell were they? There couldn’t have been more than 10,000 people in that stadium.

Oh, well. Shake it off. We’ll get them tonight, right?