I’m healthy enough to pitch.”
— Josh Beckett

Dodger pitcher Josh Beckett

Dodger pitcher Josh Beckett

If that were true, why haven’t you been doing it?

Beckett turned in another meager performance last night, lasting only three innings and giving up four runs before being yanked for a “tweaked” groin muscle.

I for one am sick of this guy taking the mound. He is done. Finito. Beendet. Terminado. Lopussa. Berakhir. Doesn’t matter what language, it all means finished. Every time he pitches, the Dodgers are guaranteed to lose. (Well, to be fair, the Dodgers can lose just fine without him, too.)

Go take care of your groin, Josh! A nice, long vakay will do you good.

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