Even my earrings are on the D.L.

The pair I’ve been wearing so far this season had to be sat down for a while with a wobbly post.

But not to worry. I have a reserve pair I’m calling up from Albuquerque.

Dodger pitcher Josh Beckett

Josh Beckett is the weakest link in the Dodgers rotation. His start this season is the worst in his 13 year career (0-4 in 6 starts). The mouths on “Dodgers Live” blame it on a lack of run support, but I don’t. I think he is done. He lets the game get away from him right off the bat.

So the Dodgers have slid below .500 once again. April is over, guys, time to get serious about winning!

Boycott update
I got excited when I received an email from the Dodgers saying new 10-game mini-plans had become available. I thought perhaps the money-grubbers had come to their senses and opened up some seats in the Top Deck (a.k.a. “where the real fans are”). But no, Loge, Reserve and Pavilion. That’s it. Ah me.

I see you, Hanley Ramirez, trying to be all exciting like your predecessor from another mother, Manny.

You come back from the D.L. for your first start of the season, and you’re hitting the ball out of the park, and slamming base hits all over the place. All on your bobblehead night!

It’s been done before, but it sure is fun that you did it again! Especially after that embarrassing first game, when the Dodgers were the Rockies’ bitch.

We could hear the organ music from the stadium wafting into our living room while we were watching the game. It was almost like being there, but we were drinking good wine and eating a home-cooked pasta dinner.

I have to admit I miss the Dodger Dogs, and it was always fun to hear my Top Deck mates tease Steve for the rabbit food he brought with him.

Maybe we’ll come back next year, if the money-grubbing owners let us have our Top Deck mini-plan. We’ll see.